I see why people have children. There's no one easier in the world to impress, at least until they turn 16 or so. Then you get a dog.
Cousin (12 years old): Hey, do you like Justin Bieber?
Second cousin (around the same age): *giggles*
Me: Do I like Justin Bieber?
Cousin: Yeh.
Me: No, I don't go for young girls.
Second cousin: EPIC COMMENT. OH.
