The smaller the bird, the louder the song.
The volume of any overheard conversation is inversely proportional to its general importance (to both eavesdropper and participants).
Q (to a newlywed): So, how many children do you plan to have?
A: I dunno, we're still practising.
Q: Who's your favorite Spanish footballer?
A: Cristina Ronaldo.
She's a nice girl; just like a candy-coated razor blade.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
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