Potentially inappropriate

Said a violist, sadly, to a lady friend: "My bow is too short."

Typical

Monday - Work at the computer

Tuesday - Work at the computer

Wednesday - Work at the computer

Thursday - Work at the compu-- I want a different life!!!

Friday - Work at the computer

Saturday - Work at the compute-- why am I working on Saturday??

Sunday - Whee, no work... tiem 4 internets all day l0ng!