Sunday, December 2, 2012

Punchlines aka Utter defiance of established logic

All eccentrics have pet peeves that normal people don't. That's what makes them eccentric. Take this person, for instance:

Person: Oh, I hate eggs so much!
Me: What do you mean? Eggs are great!
Person: It's just the texture of the things...
Me: The yolks are the best bit, especially when they're runny.
Person: Eugh... *shudders* Eggs... hate 'em.

[Later on.]

Person: These sandwiches are really nice.
Me: They're egg salad though... 
Person: Really? Gimme another!